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calciumhoodie:

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Hot af

Okay, no hate, but why the fuck was Eleanor, the girlfriend of her son who she never sees that often, Jay’s Maid of Honor her over Lottie, her first born DAUGHTER.

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:


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listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

harrygotmestressed:

i still have no idea why this happened

audreyii-fic:

Art by Heather Theurer

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baby lilo

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x0danielle:

someoriginalshit:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

ooooomfg

lol 2014


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movie-moments-and-shitty-cliches:

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

That escalated quickly…. that really got out of hand fast

emojilucas:

lbr the best part of the 1d fandom was summer 2012

  1. nick prank
  2. when niall became FRAT NIALL
  3. australia 1d
  4. malabambi
  5. 1d on icarly
  6. harrys 4 tattoos
  7. LOUIS HIP THRUSTS
  8. uan tour
  9. color coordinated outfits
  10. 'shower of cunts'
  11. 1d lyric food edits
  12. 'different dick every night'
  13. TWITCAMS
  14. liams bieber hair
  15. IT WAS PERFECTION DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH Me
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